3yo: “Momma! Look! I have a baby!”
**Pulls his penis out through the flap on his underpants**
(From bathroom)3yo: “Daddy! I pooped!”Me: “Need me to wipe you?”3yo: “Yes! And the wall, too.”Me: “…. why?”3yo: “I peed on it.”Oh.
Someone asked me for a favor and I was like
The boys decided that they could both pee at the same time tonight. One was seated. I think you can imagine what went wrong with their plan.