:Inovative and funny title:

reasonsmysoniscrying:

3yo: “Momma! Look! I have a baby!”

**Pulls his penis out through the flap on his underpants**

reasonsmysoniscrying:

(From bathroom)
3yo: “Daddy! I pooped!”
Me: “Need me to wipe you?”
3yo: “Yes! And the wall, too.”
Me: “…. why?”
3yo: “I peed on it.”
Oh.
Someone asked me for a favor and I was like

reasonsmysoniscrying:

The boys decided that they could both pee at the same time tonight. One was seated. I think you can imagine what went wrong with their plan.

How mom reacts when it starts to rain

"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"

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